Fwd: Shit Happens!

[Robert McGregor]

Taoism:
Shit happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow with it.

Hare Krishna:
Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding. She-it happens, She-it happens, happens
happens, she-it she-it (Repeat till you become one with she-it) Here buy
this flower and take our shit.

Confucianism:
Confucius say, "Shit Happens". Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let
it happen PROPERLY.

Perennial A.A. slipper:
Just for today, I'm shit faced.

Buddhism:
If shit happens, it isn't really shit. If shit happens, it isn't really
happening TO anyone. Shit will happen again to you next time.

Zen:
What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism:
I've seen this shit before. This shit is not a religion, it is the way of
life. This shit happening is YOU.

Warm and Fuzzy A.Aers:
We will love the shit right out of you.

Protestantism:
If shit happens, it happens to someone else. If shit happens, praise the
lord for it!

Lutheranism:
Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry. it's ok.

Catholicism:
If shit happens, you deserved it. You were born shit, you are shit, and you
will die shit.

Judaism:
Why does shit always happen to us? Why does shit always happen just before
closing the deal?

AA Sewers faction, AKA Softer, Easier, Wayers:
That is not shit at all, it's indisputably a chemical imbalance! One day at
a time, a little tab 'll do ya!



Islam:
If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah. If shit happens, take a
hostage. We don't take any shit.

Nation of Islam:
Don't take no SHIT!

New Age:
That's not shit. it's feldspar. A firm shit does not happen to me. This
isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate. I create my own shit. If shit
happens, honour it and share it. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit!! We're all part of the
same shit. For $300 we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.

A.A. Tough Lover:
I was shit. I am not shit. You are shit. Pass the shit on!

Wicca:
If shit happened once, it will happen twice more. The Goddess makes shit
happen.

Jehovah's Witnesses:
No shit happens until Armageddon. There is only a limited amount of good
shit. Knock Knock, "Shit Happens." Here, we insist you take our shit. Shit
happens door to door.

Atheism:
I don't believe this shit. It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if
I'm going to taste it. Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead. No Shit!

Agnosticism:
It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure
whether its shit or not What is this shit?! How can we KNOW if shit happens?
You can't prove any of this shit.

Right Wing A.A. faction:
Your shit is God's business

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this shit! Hey, this is good shit, mon. Dread that shit up.

Mormonism:
If shit happens, shun it. Excrement happens (you can't say shit in Utah)
Hey, there's more shit over here! Our shit is better than your shit. Shit
happens again and again and again....

Baptist:
You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it. We'll wash the
shit right off you.


Southern Baptist:
Shit will happen. Praise the lord.

Iraqi Baathist:
Oh Shit!

Voodoo:
> Shit doesn't just happen--somebody dumped it on you. Let's stick some pins
in this shit! This shit's gonna get you.

Amish:
Shit is good for the soil. This modern shit is worthless.

Left Wing A.A. faction.
My shit is worse than your shit.

Satanism:
We hope bad shit happens to all of you. We will MAKE your shit happen. Make
sacrifices in the name of our shit.

Shamanism:
Whoa.....Holy Shit! Honour the Shit spirits.

[debs]

feel better now you have got all that shit out Robert??

--
You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I'll show you how deep the
rabbit hole goes

"Robert McGregor" <robert_mcgregor@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:bqf7dj$21ems0$1@ID-49289.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Taoism:
> Shit happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow with
it.
>
> Hare Krishna:
> Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding. She-it happens, She-it happens, happens
> happens, she-it she-it (Repeat till you become one with she-it) Here buy
> this flower and take our shit.
>
> Confucianism:
> Confucius say, "Shit Happens". Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let
> it happen PROPERLY.
>
> Perennial A.A. slipper:
> Just for today, I'm shit faced.
>
> Buddhism:
> If shit happens, it isn't really shit. If shit happens, it isn't really
> happening TO anyone. Shit will happen again to you next time.
>
> Zen:
> What is the sound of shit happening?
>
> Hinduism:
> I've seen this shit before. This shit is not a religion, it is the way of
> life. This shit happening is YOU.
>
> Warm and Fuzzy A.Aers:
> We will love the shit right out of you.
>
> Protestantism:
> If shit happens, it happens to someone else. If shit happens, praise the
> lord for it!
>
> Lutheranism:
> Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry. it's ok.
>
> Catholicism:
> If shit happens, you deserved it. You were born shit, you are shit, and
you
> will die shit.
>
> Judaism:
> Why does shit always happen to us? Why does shit always happen just before
> closing the deal?
>
> AA Sewers faction, AKA Softer, Easier, Wayers:
> That is not shit at all, it's indisputably a chemical imbalance! One day
at
> a time, a little tab 'll do ya!
>
>
>
> Islam:
> If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah. If shit happens, take a
> hostage. We don't take any shit.
>
> Nation of Islam:
> Don't take no SHIT!
>
> New Age:
> That's not shit. it's feldspar. A firm shit does not happen to me. This
> isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate. I create my own shit. If
shit
> happens, honour it and share it. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit!! We're all part of the
> same shit. For $300 we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
>
> A.A. Tough Lover:
> I was shit. I am not shit. You are shit. Pass the shit on!
>
> Wicca:
> If shit happened once, it will happen twice more. The Goddess makes shit
> happen.
>
> Jehovah's Witnesses:
> No shit happens until Armageddon. There is only a limited amount of good
> shit. Knock Knock, "Shit Happens." Here, we insist you take our shit. Shit
> happens door to door.
>
> Atheism:
> I don't believe this shit. It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if
> I'm going to taste it. Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead. No Shit!
>
> Agnosticism:
> It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure
> whether its shit or not What is this shit?! How can we KNOW if shit
happens?
> You can't prove any of this shit.
>
> Right Wing A.A. faction:
> Your shit is God's business
>
> Rastafarianism:
> Let's smoke this shit! Hey, this is good shit, mon. Dread that shit up.
>
> Mormonism:
> If shit happens, shun it. Excrement happens (you can't say shit in Utah)
> Hey, there's more shit over here! Our shit is better than your shit. Shit
> happens again and again and again....
>
> Baptist:
> You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it. We'll wash the
> shit right off you.
>
>
> Southern Baptist:
> Shit will happen. Praise the lord.
>
> Iraqi Baathist:
> Oh Shit!
>
> Voodoo:
> > Shit doesn't just happen--somebody dumped it on you. Let's stick some
pins
> in this shit! This shit's gonna get you.
>
> Amish:
> Shit is good for the soil. This modern shit is worthless.
>
> Left Wing A.A. faction.
> My shit is worse than your shit.
>
> Satanism:
> We hope bad shit happens to all of you. We will MAKE your shit happen.
Make
> sacrifices in the name of our shit.
>
> Shamanism:
> Whoa.....Holy Shit! Honour the Shit spirits.
>
>

[Robert McGregor]

lol as long as it shitted you off:)

Bob
"debs" <debs172@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bqffqs$4ne$1@sparta.btinternet.com...
> feel better now you have got all that shit out Robert??
>
> --
> You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I'll show you how deep
the
> rabbit hole goes
>
> "Robert McGregor" <robert_mcgregor@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:bqf7dj$21ems0$1@ID-49289.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > Taoism:
> > Shit happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow with
> it.
> >
> > Hare Krishna:
> > Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding. She-it happens, She-it happens,
happens
> > happens, she-it she-it (Repeat till you become one with she-it) Here buy
> > this flower and take our shit.
> >
> > Confucianism:
> > Confucius say, "Shit Happens". Confucius says, "If shit has to happen,
let
> > it happen PROPERLY.
> >
> > Perennial A.A. slipper:
> > Just for today, I'm shit faced.
> >
> > Buddhism:
> > If shit happens, it isn't really shit. If shit happens, it isn't really
> > happening TO anyone. Shit will happen again to you next time.
> >
> > Zen:
> > What is the sound of shit happening?
> >
> > Hinduism:
> > I've seen this shit before. This shit is not a religion, it is the way
of
> > life. This shit happening is YOU.
> >
> > Warm and Fuzzy A.Aers:
> > We will love the shit right out of you.
> >
> > Protestantism:
> > If shit happens, it happens to someone else. If shit happens, praise the
> > lord for it!
> >
> > Lutheranism:
> > Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry. it's ok.
> >
> > Catholicism:
> > If shit happens, you deserved it. You were born shit, you are shit, and
> you
> > will die shit.
> >
> > Judaism:
> > Why does shit always happen to us? Why does shit always happen just
before
> > closing the deal?
> >
> > AA Sewers faction, AKA Softer, Easier, Wayers:
> > That is not shit at all, it's indisputably a chemical imbalance! One day
> at
> > a time, a little tab 'll do ya!
> >
> >
> >
> > Islam:
> > If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah. If shit happens, take a
> > hostage. We don't take any shit.
> >
> > Nation of Islam:
> > Don't take no SHIT!
> >
> > New Age:
> > That's not shit. it's feldspar. A firm shit does not happen to me. This
> > isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate. I create my own shit. If
> shit
> > happens, honour it and share it. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit!! We're all part of the
> > same shit. For $300 we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
> >
> > A.A. Tough Lover:
> > I was shit. I am not shit. You are shit. Pass the shit on!
> >
> > Wicca:
> > If shit happened once, it will happen twice more. The Goddess makes shit
> > happen.
> >
> > Jehovah's Witnesses:
> > No shit happens until Armageddon. There is only a limited amount of good
> > shit. Knock Knock, "Shit Happens." Here, we insist you take our shit.
Shit
> > happens door to door.
> >
> > Atheism:
> > I don't believe this shit. It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned
if
> > I'm going to taste it. Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead. No Shit!
> >
> > Agnosticism:
> > It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure
> > whether its shit or not What is this shit?! How can we KNOW if shit
> happens?
> > You can't prove any of this shit.
> >
> > Right Wing A.A. faction:
> > Your shit is God's business
> >
> > Rastafarianism:
> > Let's smoke this shit! Hey, this is good shit, mon. Dread that shit up.
> >
> > Mormonism:
> > If shit happens, shun it. Excrement happens (you can't say shit in Utah)
> > Hey, there's more shit over here! Our shit is better than your shit.
Shit
> > happens again and again and again....
> >
> > Baptist:
> > You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it. We'll wash
the
> > shit right off you.
> >
> >
> > Southern Baptist:
> > Shit will happen. Praise the lord.
> >
> > Iraqi Baathist:
> > Oh Shit!
> >
> > Voodoo:
> > > Shit doesn't just happen--somebody dumped it on you. Let's stick some
> pins
> > in this shit! This shit's gonna get you.
> >
> > Amish:
> > Shit is good for the soil. This modern shit is worthless.
> >
> > Left Wing A.A. faction.
> > My shit is worse than your shit.
> >
> > Satanism:
> > We hope bad shit happens to all of you. We will MAKE your shit happen.
> Make
> > sacrifices in the name of our shit.
> >
> > Shamanism:
> > Whoa.....Holy Shit! Honour the Shit spirits.
> >
> >
>
>

[Artfulcodger]

"Robert McGregor" <robert_mcgregor@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:bqf7dj$21ems0$1@ID-49289.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Taoism:
> Shit happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow with
it.
>
> Hare Krishna:
> Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding. She-it happens, She-it happens, happens
> happens, she-it she-it (Repeat till you become one with she-it) Here buy
> this flower and take our shit.
>
> Confucianism:
> Confucius say, "Shit Happens". Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let
> it happen PROPERLY.
>
> Perennial A.A. slipper:
> Just for today, I'm shit faced.
>
> Buddhism:
> If shit happens, it isn't really shit. If shit happens, it isn't really
> happening TO anyone. Shit will happen again to you next time.
>
> Zen:
> What is the sound of shit happening?
>
> Hinduism:
> I've seen this shit before. This shit is not a religion, it is the way of
> life. This shit happening is YOU.
>
> Warm and Fuzzy A.Aers:
> We will love the shit right out of you.
>
> Protestantism:
> If shit happens, it happens to someone else. If shit happens, praise the
> lord for it!
>
> Lutheranism:
> Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry. it's ok.
>
> Catholicism:
> If shit happens, you deserved it. You were born shit, you are shit, and
you
> will die shit.
>
> Judaism:
> Why does shit always happen to us? Why does shit always happen just before
> closing the deal?
>
> AA Sewers faction, AKA Softer, Easier, Wayers:
> That is not shit at all, it's indisputably a chemical imbalance! One day
at
> a time, a little tab 'll do ya!
>
>
>
> Islam:
> If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah. If shit happens, take a
> hostage. We don't take any shit.
>
> Nation of Islam:
> Don't take no SHIT!
>
> New Age:
> That's not shit. it's feldspar. A firm shit does not happen to me. This
> isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate. I create my own shit. If
shit
> happens, honour it and share it. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit!! We're all part of the
> same shit. For $300 we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
>
> A.A. Tough Lover:
> I was shit. I am not shit. You are shit. Pass the shit on!
>
> Wicca:
> If shit happened once, it will happen twice more. The Goddess makes shit
> happen.
>
> Jehovah's Witnesses:
> No shit happens until Armageddon. There is only a limited amount of good
> shit. Knock Knock, "Shit Happens." Here, we insist you take our shit. Shit
> happens door to door.
>
> Atheism:
> I don't believe this shit. It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if
> I'm going to taste it. Shit doesn't happen. Shit is dead. No Shit!
>
> Agnosticism:
> It looks and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure
> whether its shit or not What is this shit?! How can we KNOW if shit
happens?
> You can't prove any of this shit.
>
> Right Wing A.A. faction:
> Your shit is God's business
>
> Rastafarianism:
> Let's smoke this shit! Hey, this is good shit, mon. Dread that shit up.
>
> Mormonism:
> If shit happens, shun it. Excrement happens (you can't say shit in Utah)
> Hey, there's more shit over here! Our shit is better than your shit. Shit
> happens again and again and again....
>
> Baptist:
> You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it. We'll wash the
> shit right off you.
>
>
> Southern Baptist:
> Shit will happen. Praise the lord.
>
> Iraqi Baathist:
> Oh Shit!
>
> Voodoo:
> > Shit doesn't just happen--somebody dumped it on you. Let's stick some
pins
> in this shit! This shit's gonna get you.
>
> Amish:
> Shit is good for the soil. This modern shit is worthless.
>
> Left Wing A.A. faction.
> My shit is worse than your shit.
>
> Satanism:
> We hope bad shit happens to all of you. We will MAKE your shit happen.
Make
> sacrifices in the name of our shit.
>
> Shamanism:
> Whoa.....Holy Shit! Honour the Shit spirits.


By Gosh Bob you have a sense of humour after all. :o)

The Codge

[Walt R]

"Artfulcodger" <mcbat@rogers.com> wrote in message news:<ixIyb.111291$Fv8.51496@twister01.bloor.is.net.cabl e.rogers.com>...
> "Robert McGregor" <robert_mcgregor@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:bqf7dj$21ems0$1@ID-49289.news.uni-berlin.de...
**
Yet constipation is, no shit.

Walt R.