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stuart
07-13-2003, 01:47 PM
"Moonraker" <fuggadaboutit@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:LOgQa.7615$Sf1.1657@fe02.atl2.webusenet.com.. .
> A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
>
> A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ"?
>
> The man replied, "130".
>
> So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy,
> investments, insurance, and so on.
>
> The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool".
>
> Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
>
> The man responded, "100."
>
> So the robot started talking about the football, baseball, bass fishing
and
> so on.
>
> The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool".
>
> A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him,
> "What's your IQ?"
>
> The man replied, "70".
>
> The robot then said, "So, been reading any of Rosie's posts on Usenet?"

So, what's your IQ Moonraker?

stuart
07-13-2003, 02:20 PM
"Moonraker" <fuggadaboutit@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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>
> "stuart" <fred@outerspace.jetsons> wrote in message
> news:XOhQa.4563$Ma.435360@news1.telusplanet.net...
> >
> > "Moonraker" <fuggadaboutit@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> > news:LOgQa.7615$Sf1.1657@fe02.atl2.webusenet.com.. .
> > > A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
> > >
> > > A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ"?
> > >
> > > The man replied, "130".
> > >
> > > So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy,
> > > investments, insurance, and so on.
> > >
> > > The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool".
> > >
> > > Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
> IQ?"
> > >
> > > The man responded, "100."
> > >
> > > So the robot started talking about the football, baseball, bass
fishing
> > and
> > > so on.
> > >
> > > The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool".
> > >
> > > A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked
him,
> > > "What's your IQ?"
> > >
> > > The man replied, "70".
> > >
> > > The robot then said, "So, been reading any of Rosie's posts on
Usenet?"
> >
> > So, what's your IQ Moonraker?
> >
> 'Bout same as yers, Stuart. 'Bout same as yers.

How do you figure?