DInner conversation gone wrong

[Gail]

DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."

[rosie]

LOL!

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"Gail" <sweetpawprints_920@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:10ac9gmmt5jg027@corp.supernews.com...
: DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...
:
: WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
: again?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
:
: WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
:
: WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
:
: WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
:
: HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
:
: WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
:
: HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
:
: WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
:
: HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
:
: WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
:
: HUSBAND: "I guess so."
:
: WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
:
: HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
:
: WIFE: - - - silence - - -
:
: HUSBAND: "Shit."
:
:
:
: