A friends partner having been almost completely sober for a week, had his
second appointment with the alcohol advisory place yesterday afternoon.
How'd it go, I asked. 'Fine, he's closed my case'. Er, why? 'I was
absolutely sober - breathalyser said zero' . Not surprising -you haven't had
a drink for a week. Any advice on moving on from here? 'Yes, he said from
now on I should drink with my left hand, so my brain is confused and won't
recognise it an addiction'.

Anyone beat that one?

Les


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Les Hemmings a.a #2251 SA

Good for a laugh!


Check out the video at the end.........

Early warning message!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females
use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few
units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach After several beers, men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom
they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often
awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night
before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the
female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men
are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is
offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to
this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support
groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with
similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up
"Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

On Fri, 3 Feb 2006 09:45:29 -0000, "Les Hemmings"
<les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote:

> A friends partner having been almost completely sober for a week, had his
>second appointment with the alcohol advisory place yesterday afternoon.
>How'd it go, I asked. 'Fine, he's closed my case'. Er, why? 'I was
>absolutely sober - breathalyser said zero' . Not surprising -you haven't had
>a drink for a week. Any advice on moving on from here? 'Yes, he said from
>now on I should drink with my left hand, so my brain is confused and won't
>recognise it an addiction'.
>
>Anyone beat that one?
>
>Les

You drink with your hands????
Geezzzzzz, I drink with my mouth.....