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bahumbug
is christmas over yet? Only nice part of it i get
a week off of work. But otherwise bahumbug. 2006 coming up. Isn't that crazy! Another year of looking at my life wondering if i ever really made a difference to anyone/anything. 2005 i did manage to quit smoking, so for once i did fulfil a new year resolution. I refuse to make a resolution for this year that will eventually amount to failure. Why are we here? What purpose we serve? I think were just aliens, and the aliens are the real humans. There is a conspiracy. We are part of an experiment. The humans are messing with us aliens in other words? Were guinea pigs for there experiment. Christmas is make believe. Humans brainwashed us to think what is fiction is real. I am not real you are not real. We are not real. We are as real as santa claus. I went to walmart today looked at the aquarium setups. 10 to 1 my landlord won't let me have fish but i am going to ask it's not like i'm going to put up a 100 gallon aquarium but i want something better then a little fishbowl, but if i can only get a fishbowl so be it. No santa claus, no christmas, no new year. It's all fake, and i will prove it! Bry |
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Re: bahumbug
Bry wrote:
> is christmas over yet? Only nice part of it i get a week off of work. > But otherwise bahumbug. 2006 coming up. Isn't that crazy! Another > year of looking at my life wondering if i ever really made a difference > to anyone/anything. 2005 i did manage to quit smoking, so for once i did > fulfil a new year resolution. I refuse to make a resolution for this > year that will eventually amount to failure. > > Why are we here? What purpose we serve? I think were just aliens, and > the aliens are the real humans. There is a conspiracy. We are part of > an experiment. The humans are messing with us aliens in other words? > Were guinea pigs for there experiment. Christmas is make believe. > Humans brainwashed us to think what is fiction is real. I am not real > you are not real. We are not real. We are as real as santa claus. > > I went to walmart today looked at the aquarium setups. 10 to 1 my > landlord won't let me have fish but i am going to ask it's not like i'm > going to put up a 100 gallon aquarium but i want something better then a > little fishbowl, but if i can only get a fishbowl so be it. > > No santa claus, no christmas, no new year. It's all fake, and i will > prove it! > > Bry fuck christmas |
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Re: bahumbug
Got some resentments brewing there ?
This time of year can be difficult ... All those happy fuckers laughing and drinking and your ready to rip their hearts out and smash it in their face as they struggle with the last living gasp of life ? Step back, take a breath and be grateful for what you have .. You've accomplishment things that others haven't: You have cash in your pocket, a job, and a warm place to torment your fish instead. If I catch a fat guy coming down my chimney I'll pop a cap in his ass and make some vension stew from his reindeer. Cheers. |
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Re: bahumbug
Yet Another Cultist Subliminal Message from AA wrote:
> Got some resentments brewing there ? > This time of year can be difficult ... > All those happy fuckers laughing > and drinking and your ready to > rip their hearts out and smash it > in their face as they struggle with the > last living gasp of life ? > > Step back, take a breath and be grateful > for what you have .. You've accomplishment things > that others haven't: You have cash in your pocket, > a job, and a warm place to torment your fish instead. > > If I catch a fat guy coming down my chimney I'll > pop a cap in his ass and make some vension > stew from his reindeer. > > Cheers. > amen to that. |
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Re: bahumbug
On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 13:56:49 -0600, Bry <noone@nowhere.net> wrote:
:|> :|> If I catch a fat guy coming down my chimney I'll :|> pop a cap in his ass and make some vension :|> stew from his reindeer. :|> :|> Cheers. :|> :|amen to that. One snowy Christmas eve when some other children were visiting in our home, my father quietly stepped out the door and bellowed; "I don't care who you are fella, get those reindeer offa' my roof." At the time some of us younger ones believed this. We all told him about how mean he was being. Have a nice day; Bryce L. Martin |
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Re: bahumbug
Bryce L. Martin wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 13:56:49 -0600, Bry <noone@nowhere.net> wrote: > > > > :|> > :|> If I catch a fat guy coming down my chimney I'll > :|> pop a cap in his ass and make some vension > :|> stew from his reindeer. > :|> > :|> Cheers. > :|> > :|amen to that. > > One snowy Christmas eve when some other children were visiting in our home, my > father quietly stepped out the door and bellowed; "I don't care who you are > fella, get those reindeer offa' my roof." At the time some of us younger ones > believed this. We all told him about how mean he was being. > > > > Have a nice day; > > Bryce L. Martin when i have wife/kids i'll play the christmas gig, but i think it's a waste of time and money in my opinion. |
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Re: bahumbug
"Bry" <noone@nowhere.net> wrote in message news:kElpf.3958$Vr.3644@fe06.lga... > when i have wife/kids i'll play the christmas gig, but i think it's > a waste of time and money in my opinion. Does that explain why they haven't bothered with having you? Bob |
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Re: bahumbug
http://au.news.yahoo.com/051219/15/xa81.html
"Bry" <noone@nowhere.net> wrote in message news:kElpf.3958$Vr.3644@fe06.lga... > Bryce L. Martin wrote: >> On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 13:56:49 -0600, Bry <noone@nowhere.net> wrote: >> >> >> >> :|> :|> If I catch a fat guy coming down my chimney I'll >> :|> pop a cap in his ass and make some vension >> :|> stew from his reindeer. >> :|> :|> Cheers. >> :|> :|amen to that. >> >> One snowy Christmas eve when some other children were visiting in our >> home, my >> father quietly stepped out the door and bellowed; "I don't care who >> you are >> fella, get those reindeer offa' my roof." At the time some of us >> younger ones >> believed this. We all told him about how mean he was being. >> >> >> >> Have a nice day; >> >> Bryce L. Martin > when i have wife/kids i'll play the christmas gig, but i think it's a > waste of time and money in my opinion. |
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Re: bahumbug
Bry <noone@nowhere.net> wrote in news:en3pf.1517$Vr.632@fe06.lga: > is christmas over yet? Only nice part of it i get > a week off of work. But otherwise bahumbug. 2006 > coming up. Isn't that crazy! Another year of > looking at my life wondering if i ever really made > a difference to anyone/anything. 2005 i did manage > to quit smoking, so for once i did fulfil a new > year resolution. I refuse to make a resolution > for this year that will eventually amount to failure. > > Why are we here? What purpose we serve? I think > were just aliens, and the aliens are the real > humans. There is a conspiracy. We are part of an > experiment. The humans are messing with us aliens > in other words? Were guinea pigs for there > experiment. Christmas is make believe. Humans > brainwashed us to think what is fiction is real. > I am not real you are not real. We are not real. > We are as real as santa claus. > > I went to walmart today looked at the aquarium > setups. 10 to 1 my landlord won't let me have > fish but i am going to ask it's not like i'm going > to put up a 100 gallon aquarium but i want > something better then a little fishbowl, but if i > can only get a fishbowl so be it. > > No santa claus, no christmas, no new year. It's > all fake, and i will prove it! > > Bry > > Hiya That's cool you quit smoking, i quit smoking 2 years ago but I'm still a fecking alky. Christmas gets on my tits too. It's just another excuse for the capitalists to exploit the working class and everyone else too. I hope you can prove it is all fake. Anyway I'm reading this newsgroup for some ideas on stopping drinking, but it just seems to be a big barney between some people who think that AA is the best thing since sliced bread and some other people who wouldn't piss on AA if it was on fire. What's a pisshead supposed to think eh? Blame the aliens and have another vodka seems to be the safest solution... Cheers and bah humbug to you too! Stella |
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Re: bahumbug
"Stella" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message news:766dnfFR8ctWYTvenZ2dnUVZ8qCdnZ2d@pipex.net... > > Bry <noone@nowhere.net> wrote in news:en3pf.1517$Vr.632@fe06.lga: > >> is christmas over yet? Only nice part of it i get >> a week off of work. But otherwise bahumbug. 2006 >> coming up. Isn't that crazy! Another year of >> looking at my life wondering if i ever really made >> a difference to anyone/anything. 2005 i did manage >> to quit smoking, so for once i did fulfil a new >> year resolution. I refuse to make a resolution >> for this year that will eventually amount to failure. >> >> Why are we here? What purpose we serve? I think >> were just aliens, and the aliens are the real >> humans. There is a conspiracy. We are part of an >> experiment. The humans are messing with us aliens >> in other words? Were guinea pigs for there >> experiment. Christmas is make believe. Humans >> brainwashed us to think what is fiction is real. >> I am not real you are not real. We are not real. >> We are as real as santa claus. >> >> I went to walmart today looked at the aquarium >> setups. 10 to 1 my landlord won't let me have >> fish but i am going to ask it's not like i'm going >> to put up a 100 gallon aquarium but i want >> something better then a little fishbowl, but if i >> can only get a fishbowl so be it. >> >> No santa claus, no christmas, no new year. It's >> all fake, and i will prove it! >> >> Bry >> >> > > Hiya > > That's cool you quit smoking, i quit smoking 2 years ago but I'm still a > fecking alky. Christmas gets on my tits too. It's just another excuse > for the capitalists to exploit the working class and everyone else too. > I hope you can prove it is all fake. > > Anyway I'm reading this newsgroup for some ideas on stopping drinking, > but it just seems to be a big barney between some people who think that > AA is the best thing since sliced bread and some other people who > wouldn't piss on AA if it was on fire. What's a pisshead supposed to > think eh? Blame the aliens and have another vodka seems to be the safest > solution... > hahahaha, I quit smoking almost 2 years ago, and used to be a pisshead too. Bet you were always gunna have that ole vodka anyway, 'cos I know how things can so easily seem however we choose them to seem. Cheers Bob |
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