www.lcac.net



Lighthouse Counselling & Consulting offers you an opportunity to experience
professional counselling services from the privacy of your home, office,
hotel, campus residence or most accessible computer





Clients have the option of selecting one of our Platinum, Gold, Silver or
Bronze email counselling packages or of discussing personal issues on a
half-hour, hour-long individual or hour-long group live chat. Lighthouse
Counselling & Consulting offers corporate Employee Assistance Programs that
can be customized to meet the needs and size of your unique organization.





Lighthouse Counselling & Consulting offers workshops and academic
curriculums specifically related to working with persons suffering from
addiction or a concurrent disorder.

We are committed to offering convenient, affordable and professional
counselling and consulting services.





www.lcac.net

Lighthouse Counselling and Consulting wrote:
> We are committed to offering convenient, affordable and professional
> counselling and consulting services.
>

Hahahaha, everything *except* efficacious.

Bob

"Robert McGregor" <robert_mcgregor@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1126485505.339584.179020@g49g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
> Lighthouse Counselling and Consulting wrote:
>> We are committed to offering convenient, affordable and professional
>> counselling and consulting services.
>>
>
> Hahahaha, everything *except* efficacious.
>
> Bob

Bronze Counselling Package - $29.99 per individual email
Silver Counselling Package - Block of 5 emails - $129.99
Gold Counselling Package - Block of 10 emails - $229.99
PLATINUM Counselling Package - one email per day for one month - $329.99
One half-hour individual chat session - $44.99
One hour individual chat session - $59.99

One hour group chat session - $49.99

Family Counselling chat session - $99.00



Damn, Bob! We're not charging for our sage advice. What were we thinking?
We could probably charge a mere $100 for a block of 5 e-mails and undercut
these guys. Of course, if I were to do that I'd have to go back to drinking
to drown what's left of my conscience.

dan mcgown wrote:
> "Robert McGregor" <robert_mcgregor@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
> news:1126485505.339584.179020@g49g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
>
>>Lighthouse Counselling and Consulting wrote:
>>
>>>We are committed to offering convenient, affordable and professional
>>>counselling and consulting services.
>>>
>>
>>Hahahaha, everything *except* efficacious.
>>
>>Bob
>
>
> Bronze Counselling Package - $29.99 per individual email
> Silver Counselling Package - Block of 5 emails - $129.99
> Gold Counselling Package - Block of 10 emails - $229.99
> PLATINUM Counselling Package - one email per day for one month - $329.99
> One half-hour individual chat session - $44.99
> One hour individual chat session - $59.99
>
> One hour group chat session - $49.99
>
> Family Counselling chat session - $99.00

Glory hole, 5.00 a minute.

dan mcgown wrote:
>
> Damn, Bob! We're not charging for our sage advice. What were we thinking?
> We could probably charge a mere $100 for a block of 5 e-mails and undercut
> these guys.

Get Rock in on the act, and I can see the web page now:-
AC ~ DC Rehabilitationists.
Gender preferences not a problem.
For a charge you will never forget.

>Of course, if I were to do that I'd have to go back to drinking
> to drown what's left of my conscience.

Nah, you wont have to drink. Just us three working as partners would
undoubtedly resolve *any* potential penance issues.

Bob

"Robert McGregor" <robert_mcgregor@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1126488732.855334.32440@z14g2000cwz.googlegro ups.com...
> dan mcgown wrote:
>>
>> Damn, Bob! We're not charging for our sage advice. What were we
>> thinking?
>> We could probably charge a mere $100 for a block of 5 e-mails and
>> undercut
>> these guys.
>
> Get Rock in on the act, and I can see the web page now:-
> AC ~ DC Rehabilitationists.
> Gender preferences not a problem.
> For a charge you will never forget.
>
>>Of course, if I were to do that I'd have to go back to drinking
>> to drown what's left of my conscience.
>
> Nah, you wont have to drink. Just us three working as partners would
> undoubtedly resolve *any* potential penance issues.
>
> Bob

<L> Well, plus, there's always the money.

Robert McGregor wrote:
> dan mcgown wrote:
>
>>Damn, Bob! We're not charging for our sage advice. What were we thinking?
>>We could probably charge a mere $100 for a block of 5 e-mails and undercut
>>these guys.
>
>
> Get Rock in on the act, and I can see the web page now:-
> AC ~ DC Rehabilitationists.
> Gender preferences not a problem.
> For a charge you will never forget.

hey Gail knows how to light up light bulbs...


....just...well, like, if there's ever, well, like, you know, well, gee
shucks - well like, a storefront window, or sumthin....


oh never mind.




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i was

"Lighthouse Counselling and Consulting" <lighthouse@lcac.net> wrote in
news:1v3Ve.386$6Z1.109844@news20.bellglobal.com:

> www.lcac.net
>
>
>
> Lighthouse Counselling & Consulting offers you an opportunity to
> experience professional counselling services from the privacy of your
> home, office, hotel, campus residence or most accessible computer
>
>
>
>
>
> Clients have the option of selecting one of our Platinum, Gold, Silver
> or Bronze email counselling packages or of discussing personal issues
> on a half-hour, hour-long individual or hour-long group live chat.
> Lighthouse Counselling & Consulting offers corporate Employee
> Assistance Programs that can be customized to meet the needs and size
> of your unique organization.
>
>
>
>
>
> Lighthouse Counselling & Consulting offers workshops and academic
> curriculums specifically related to working with persons suffering
> from addiction or a concurrent disorder.
>
> We are committed to offering convenient, affordable and professional
> counselling and consulting services.
>
>
>
>
>
> www.lcac.net
>
>
>

I smell a snake oil salesman.