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  #1  
Old 10-26-2004, 07:35 AM
CoLoNeL pOlYpS
 
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If You Want What I Got Fuck You

If You Want What I Got Fuck You

I got a goddamned microchip stuck in my back. Talking about this type of
thing in a meeting is doomed. You cannot be honest in the meetings
because the chrisitan jew cop government uses this information to commit
psychological warfare against you. Gov Ann Richards of Texas helped me
get a student loan that the State of Texas is now using to extort me and
continue their psycho war. How do I know this? I heard it through the
Grapevine and intergroup. IT is a mass right wing conspiracy posing as a
liberal front.

I have quit drinking for 21 years. I have not come out of a secret
service drug induced haze since then. My liberal family did bongs with
George Washington at Valley Forge. My liberal family is being destroyed
by the christian jew cop government.
I'm still trying to get this microchip out of my back that compassionate
conservative George Bush and the secret service stuck there when they
kidanpped, drugged and interogated me in the Florida Keys in 1982.

Exterminate the christian jew cop supreme court.


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  #2  
Old 10-26-2004, 08:10 AM
Erissa
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 08:35:48 -0400, "CoLoNeL pOlYpS"
<voodoo@dizease.666> wrote:

>I have quit drinking for 21 years. I have not come out of a secret
>service drug induced haze since then.



Maybe you need to pick up the bottle AND pack a bigger bong.
Dude, all you need is a magnet to deactivate that silly chip. ANyone
knows that.

'scuse me while I kiss the sky
  #3  
Old 10-26-2004, 01:11 PM
CoLoNeL pOlYpS
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You


"Erissa" <erissa@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:94jsn01ro39ghibf3ouu9c1afdk1eb0ls8@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 08:35:48 -0400, "CoLoNeL pOlYpS"
> <voodoo@dizease.666> wrote:
>
> >I have quit drinking for 21 years. I have not come out of a secret
> >service drug induced haze since then.

>
>
> Maybe you need to pick up the bottle AND pack a bigger bong.
> Dude, all you need is a magnet to deactivate that silly chip. ANyone
> knows that.
>
> 'scuse me while I kiss the sky


I have not hugged a toilet bowl for over two decades.
I used to throw up all the time. Once I went to high school with dried
vomit in my hair cause when I got there I ran my fingers through my hair
and it started flaking out.

When I can get a lawyer I can probably get medical attention without
worrying about secret service agents trying to dig around in my back
looking for the microchip.

And I do not need to pack a bigger bong. I'm high on life. I just hope
for legalization so I can put the icing on the cake.




  #4  
Old 10-27-2004, 05:05 AM
Erissa
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 14:11:52 -0400, "CoLoNeL pOlYpS"
<voodoo@dizease.666> wrote:

>When I can get a lawyer I can probably get medical attention without
>worrying about secret service agents trying to dig around in my back
>looking for the microchip.



Lawyers will screw you over quicker than the government

'scuse me while I kiss the sky
  #5  
Old 10-27-2004, 09:54 AM
Shaun
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You


"CoLoNeL pOlYpS" <voodoo@dizease.666> wrote in message
news:clm45102hrl@enews2.newsguy.com...
>
> "Erissa" <erissa@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:94jsn01ro39ghibf3ouu9c1afdk1eb0ls8@4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 08:35:48 -0400, "CoLoNeL pOlYpS"
> > <voodoo@dizease.666> wrote:
> >
> > >I have quit drinking for 21 years. I have not come out of a secret
> > >service drug induced haze since then.

> >
> >
> > Maybe you need to pick up the bottle AND pack a bigger bong.
> > Dude, all you need is a magnet to deactivate that silly chip. ANyone
> > knows that.
> >
> > 'scuse me while I kiss the sky

>
> I have not hugged a toilet bowl for over two decades.
> I used to throw up all the time. Once I went to high school with dried
> vomit in my hair cause when I got there I ran my fingers through my hair
> and it started flaking out.
>
> When I can get a lawyer I can probably get medical attention without
> worrying about secret service agents trying to dig around in my back
> looking for the microchip.
>
> And I do not need to pack a bigger bong. I'm high on life. I just hope
> for legalization so I can put the icing on the cake.


Dude - cake decorating has never been illegal.

GAY as fuck, yeah, but certainly not illegal.



Shaun aRe


  #6  
Old 10-27-2004, 12:46 PM
CoLoNeL pOlYpS
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You


"Shaun" <shaun@newtronic.co.uk> wrote in message news:2u9r6pF24e2e8U1@uni-berlin.de...
>
> "CoLoNeL pOlYpS" <voodoo@dizease.666> wrote in message
> news:clm45102hrl@enews2.newsguy.com...
> >
> > "Erissa" <erissa@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:94jsn01ro39ghibf3ouu9c1afdk1eb0ls8@4ax.com...
> > > On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 08:35:48 -0400, "CoLoNeL pOlYpS"
> > > <voodoo@dizease.666> wrote:
> > >
> > > >I have quit drinking for 21 years. I have not come out of a secret
> > > >service drug induced haze since then.
> > >
> > >
> > > Maybe you need to pick up the bottle AND pack a bigger bong.
> > > Dude, all you need is a magnet to deactivate that silly chip. ANyone
> > > knows that.
> > >
> > > 'scuse me while I kiss the sky

> >
> > I have not hugged a toilet bowl for over two decades.
> > I used to throw up all the time. Once I went to high school with dried
> > vomit in my hair cause when I got there I ran my fingers through my hair
> > and it started flaking out.
> >
> > When I can get a lawyer I can probably get medical attention without
> > worrying about secret service agents trying to dig around in my back
> > looking for the microchip.
> >
> > And I do not need to pack a bigger bong. I'm high on life. I just hope
> > for legalization so I can put the icing on the cake.

>
> Dude - cake decorating has never been illegal.
>
> GAY as fuck, yeah, but certainly not illegal.
>



Excuusssse the fucking shit out of me.
"I just hope for legalization so I can put the icy bubbling foam on a beer."

I haven't drank for 21 years but I think I know where your head is at.





  #7  
Old 10-27-2004, 12:48 PM
CoLoNeL pOlYpS
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You


"Erissa" <erissa@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:fnsun0pqsja599fjsiumts9uda89h2iugt@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 14:11:52 -0400, "CoLoNeL pOlYpS"
> <voodoo@dizease.666> wrote:
>
> >When I can get a lawyer I can probably get medical attention without
> >worrying about secret service agents trying to dig around in my back
> >looking for the microchip.

>
>
> Lawyers will screw you over quicker than the government
>
> 'scuse me while I kiss the sky


That's what I am complaining about.

Do you feel free?


  #8  
Old 10-27-2004, 01:08 PM
Dan McGown
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You

> Dude - cake decorating has never been illegal.
>
> GAY as fuck, yeah, but certainly not illegal.
>
>
>
> Shaun aRe


Naughty, naughty, Shaun -- we don't make fun of your hobbies. Of course,
until I re-did my fourth step, I just admitted that I liked to cook and sing
show tunes.

Dan


  #9  
Old 10-27-2004, 02:04 PM
stuart
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You


"CoLoNeL pOlYpS" <voodoo@dizease.666> wrote in message
news:cllgdc01lod@enews2.newsguy.com...
> If You Want What I Got Fuck You
>
> I got a goddamned microchip stuck in my back. Talking about this type of
> thing in a meeting is doomed. You cannot be honest in the meetings
> because the chrisitan jew cop government uses this information to commit
> psychological warfare against you. Gov Ann Richards of Texas helped me
> get a student loan that the State of Texas is now using to extort me and
> continue their psycho war. How do I know this? I heard it through the
> Grapevine and intergroup. IT is a mass right wing conspiracy posing as a
> liberal front.
>
> I have quit drinking for 21 years. I have not come out of a secret
> service drug induced haze since then. My liberal family did bongs with
> George Washington at Valley Forge. My liberal family is being destroyed
> by the christian jew cop government.
> I'm still trying to get this microchip out of my back that compassionate
> conservative George Bush and the secret service stuck there when they
> kidanpped, drugged and interogated me in the Florida Keys in 1982.
>
> Exterminate the christian jew cop supreme court.


I had a friend with the exact same problems. I don't really know much about
the microchip thing, but when my friend took the pills her doctor gave her,
it got better.
Hope this helps Colonel...


  #10  
Old 10-28-2004, 02:20 AM
Erissa
 
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Re: If You Want What I Got Fuck You

On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:46:59 -0400, "CoLoNeL pOlYpS"
<voodoo@dizease.666> wrote:

>I haven't drank for 21 years but I think I know where your head is at.



In his pants?

'scuse me while I kiss the sky
 


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