Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and his
fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to get
his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his chops
looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles you
can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries or
your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do not
need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we can
stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection baskets to
buy their joint fixes.

Our Father who fart in heaven.

In <news:ckcsai11o6u@enews3.newsguy.com>,
Holy Molee said:

> Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day

Really?

No one else has ever seen one... could he possibly have been just a product
of your paranoid delusions? :-)

Holy Molee wrote:
> Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and his
> fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
> excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to get
> his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his chops
> looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles you
> can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries or
> your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do not
> need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
> alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
> meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
> If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
> blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
> I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we can
> stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection baskets to
> buy their joint fixes.
>
> Our Father who fart in heaven.
>
>
>

For the satire, I give you a C. You did make me chuckle at least but
it's still just a half-assed ripoff from the "KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND!"
routine in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. For the trolling, I'll be
generous and give you a D. It's pretty lame but then again I've seen worse.

--
--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms this
long.
-Angela Bassett-Hound

There ought to be limits on freedom
-George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website making
fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free society,
political satire and criticism should be one of the most protected forms
of speech.

Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
- Strong Bad

On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:21:23 -0400, "Holy Molee"
<angels@ghosts.sky>,wrote:

>Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and his
>fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
>excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to get
>his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his chops
>looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles you
>can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries or
>your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do not
>need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
>alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
>meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
>If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
>blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
>I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we can
>stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection baskets to
>buy their joint fixes.
>
>Our Father who fart in heaven.


Tell me, just what the fuck is wrong with you? I want to
know what particular mental illness makes you post things
like this.

On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 05:59:05 GMT, Delta Nine
<d_nineNO-SPAM@earthlink.net> wrote:

>Holy Molee wrote:
>> Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and his
>> fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
>> excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to get
>> his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his chops
>> looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles you
>> can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries or
>> your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do not
>> need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
>> alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
>> meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
>> If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
>> blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
>> I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we can
>> stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection baskets to
>> buy their joint fixes.
>>
>> Our Father who fart in heaven.
>>
>>
>>
>
>For the satire, I give you a C. You did make me chuckle at least but
>it's still just a half-assed ripoff from the "KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND!"
>routine in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. For the trolling, I'll be
>generous and give you a D. It's pretty lame but then again I've seen worse.
>

I totally agree. He should've at least run it through the latest
tRoLlMaStR software (release 9 I believe) that would've have generated
the random misspellings, whacky capitalizations and weird punctuation
that would at least put this in the ballpark of trollworthiness.

>--
>--------------
>Peace,
>Delta Nine
>
>If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms this
>long.
>-Angela Bassett-Hound
>
>There ought to be limits on freedom
>-George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website making
>fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free society,
>political satire and criticism should be one of the most protected forms
>of speech.
>
>Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
>- Strong Bad

funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than booze. Besides
the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing wrong with a
toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from you either
Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
"Holy Molee" <angels@ghosts.sky> wrote in message
news:ckcsai11o6u@enews3.newsguy.com...
> Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and his
> fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
> excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to get
> his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his chops
> looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles you
> can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries or
> your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do not
> need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
> alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
> meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
> If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
> blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
> I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we can
> stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection baskets to
> buy their joint fixes.
>
> Our Father who fart in heaven.
>
>
>

jim wrote:

> funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than booze. Besides
> the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing wrong with a
> toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from you either
> Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.

Now if I could only *find* the meeting and get there on time.

"jim" <dingdong46@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:HXyad.73679$a41.21204@pd7tw2no...
> funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than booze.
Besides
> the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing wrong
with a
> toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from you
either
> Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.

hahaha real funny.

AA is loaded with government spies. They are not even real alcoholics. A
bunch of homely people pushing jesus. And lets not forget the drug
addicts who think that if you smoke pot they should be allowed to shoot
heroin and smoke crack.


> "Holy Molee" <angels@ghosts.sky> wrote in message
> news:ckcsai11o6u@enews3.newsguy.com...
> > Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and
his
> > fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
> > excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to
get
> > his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his
chops
> > looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles
you
> > can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries
or
> > your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do
not
> > need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
> > alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
> > meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
> > If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
> > blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
> > I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we
can
> > stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection
baskets to
> > buy their joint fixes.
> >
> > Our Father who fart in heaven.
> >
> >
> >
>
>

F.H. wrote:
> jim wrote:

>> funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than
>> booze. Besides the only requirement is a desire to stop
>> drinking.I see nothing wrong with a toke once in awhile, as
>> long as I don't drink.No comments from you either Robert
>> Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.

> Now if I could only *find* the meeting and get there on time.

Didjya volunteer to bring the snacks?

David M wrote:

> F.H. wrote:
>
>>jim wrote:
>
>
>>>funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than
>>>booze. Besides the only requirement is a desire to stop
>>>drinking.I see nothing wrong with a toke once in awhile, as
>>>long as I don't drink.No comments from you either Robert
>>>Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
>
>
>>Now if I could only *find* the meeting and get there on time.
>
>
> Didjya volunteer to bring the snacks?

Don't bogart the Fritos and meet me at 31 Flavors after the meeting.