El Rayo-X wrote:

> On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 05:59:05 GMT, Delta Nine
> <d_nineNO-SPAM@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>
>>Holy Molee wrote:
>>
>>>Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and his
>>>fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
>>>excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to get
>>>his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his chops
>>>looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles you
>>>can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries or
>>>your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do not
>>>need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
>>>alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
>>>meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
>>>If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
>>>blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
>>>I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we can
>>>stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection baskets to
>>>buy their joint fixes.
>>>
>>>Our Father who fart in heaven.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>For the satire, I give you a C. You did make me chuckle at least but
>>it's still just a half-assed ripoff from the "KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND!"
>>routine in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. For the trolling, I'll be
>>generous and give you a D. It's pretty lame but then again I've seen worse.
>>
>
>
> I totally agree. He should've at least run it through the latest
> tRoLlMaStR software (release 9 I believe) that would've have generated
> the random misspellings, whacky capitalizations and weird punctuation
> that would at least put this in the ballpark of trollworthiness.
>

I think release 10 will add insane phrases like "christian jew cop
goverment" or "all yamtanons will be forever eaten in jinko" spread
liberally throughout the posts.


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Peace,
Delta Nine

If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms this
long.
-Angela Bassett-Hound

There ought to be limits on freedom
-George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website making
fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free society,
political satire and criticism should be one of the most protected forms
of speech.

Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
- Strong Bad

Meat-->Plow wrote:

> On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:21:23 -0400, "Holy Molee"
> <angels@ghosts.sky>,wrote:
>
>
>>Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and his
>>fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
>>excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to get
>>his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his chops
>>looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles you
>>can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries or
>>your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do not
>>need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
>>alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
>>meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
>>If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
>>blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
>>I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we can
>>stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection baskets to
>>buy their joint fixes.
>>
>>Our Father who fart in heaven.
>
>
>
> Tell me, just what the fuck is wrong with you? I want to
> know what particular mental illness makes you post things
> like this.

It's a rather nasty combination of *way* too much time on his hands,
living in his parents' basement, and a completely retarded sense of
humor. I'm afraid there's no cure, sterilization is the only option.

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--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms this
long.
-Angela Bassett-Hound

There ought to be limits on freedom
-George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website making
fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free society,
political satire and criticism should be one of the most protected forms
of speech.

Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
- Strong Bad

Dem Feckers wrote:

> "jim" <dingdong46@shaw.ca> wrote in message
> news:HXyad.73679$a41.21204@pd7tw2no...
>
>>funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than booze.
>
> Besides
>
>>the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing wrong
>
> with a
>
>>toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from you
>
> either
>
>>Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
>
>
> hahaha real funny.
>
> AA is loaded with government spies. They are not even real alcoholics. A
> bunch of homely people pushing jesus. And lets not forget the drug
> addicts who think that if you smoke pot they should be allowed to shoot
> heroin and smoke crack.
>
>

Bit hypocritical, don't ya think? You bitch and moan about the
christian jew cop goverment not letting you smoke but then you think
that heroin and crack users shouldn't be allowed their drug of choice.
Smack, crack, and crank aren't for me but that doesn't mean I think they
should (legally) be treated any differently than such dangerous
addictive substances as alcohol and tobacco.

--
--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms this
long.
-Angela Bassett-Hound

There ought to be limits on freedom
-George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website making
fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free society,
political satire and criticism should be one of the most protected forms
of speech.

Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
- Strong Bad

"Delta Nine" <d_nineNO-SPAM@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:SzEad.684$SZ5.96@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink .net...
> Dem Feckers wrote:
>
> > "jim" <dingdong46@shaw.ca> wrote in message
> > news:HXyad.73679$a41.21204@pd7tw2no...
> >
> >>funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than booze.
> >
> > Besides
> >
> >>the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing
wrong
> >
> > with a
> >
> >>toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from you
> >
> > either
> >
> >>Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
> >
> >
> > hahaha real funny.
> >
> > AA is loaded with government spies. They are not even real
alcoholics. A
> > bunch of homely people pushing jesus. And lets not forget the drug
> > addicts who think that if you smoke pot they should be allowed to
shoot
> > heroin and smoke crack.
> >
> >
>
> Bit hypocritical, don't ya think? You bitch and moan about the
> christian jew cop goverment not letting you smoke but then you think
> that heroin and crack users shouldn't be allowed their drug of choice.
> Smack, crack, and crank aren't for me but that doesn't mean I think
they
> should (legally) be treated any differently than such dangerous
> addictive substances as alcohol and tobacco.


Whats hypocritical.


alcohol and tobacco kill.
So does herion cocaine and crack and speed.
All these should be illegal.

marijuana is harmless and should be made legal.

Nothing hypocritical.

Ths is prudence, put the facts on a computer.

As long as a christian jew cop does not infect the program with its
bible crap the computer would sort out the bullshit and decide that all
those activities including footbal, gambling, and prostitution should be
illegal and marijuana should be legal.

Case closed.

>
> --
> --------------
> Peace,
> Delta Nine
>
> If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms
this
> long.
> -Angela Bassett-Hound
>
> There ought to be limits on freedom
> -George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website
making
> fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free society,
> political satire and criticism should be one of the most protected
forms
> of speech.
>
> Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
> - Strong Bad

F.H. wrote:

> David M wrote:
>
>> F.H. wrote:
>>
>>> jim wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>>> funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than
>>>> booze. Besides the only requirement is a desire to stop
>>>> drinking.I see nothing wrong with a toke once in awhile, as
>>>> long as I don't drink.No comments from you either Robert
>>>> Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
>>
>>
>>
>>> Now if I could only *find* the meeting and get there on time.
>>
>>
>>
>> Didjya volunteer to bring the snacks?
>
>
> Don't bogart the Fritos and meet me at 31 Flavors after the meeting.
>

Damn I missed you guys

:-D

Tara

Dem Feckers wrote:

> "Delta Nine" <d_nineNO-SPAM@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:SzEad.684$SZ5.96@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink .net...
>
>>Dem Feckers wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"jim" <dingdong46@shaw.ca> wrote in message
>>>news:HXyad.73679$a41.21204@pd7tw2no...
>>>
>>>
>>>>funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than booze.
>>>
>>>Besides
>>>
>>>
>>>>the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing
>
> wrong
>
>>>with a
>>>
>>>
>>>>toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from you
>>>
>>>either
>>>
>>>
>>>>Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
>>>
>>>
>>>hahaha real funny.
>>>
>>>AA is loaded with government spies. They are not even real
>
> alcoholics. A
>
>>>bunch of homely people pushing jesus. And lets not forget the drug
>>>addicts who think that if you smoke pot they should be allowed to
>
> shoot
>
>>>heroin and smoke crack.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Bit hypocritical, don't ya think? You bitch and moan about the
>>christian jew cop goverment not letting you smoke but then you think
>>that heroin and crack users shouldn't be allowed their drug of choice.
>>Smack, crack, and crank aren't for me but that doesn't mean I think
>
> they
>
>>should (legally) be treated any differently than such dangerous
>>addictive substances as alcohol and tobacco.
>
>
>
> Whats hypocritical.
>
>
> alcohol and tobacco kill.
> So does herion cocaine and crack and speed.
> All these should be illegal.
>
> marijuana is harmless and should be made legal.
>
> Nothing hypocritical.
>
> Ths is prudence, put the facts on a computer.
>
> As long as a christian jew cop does not infect the program with its
> bible crap the computer would sort out the bullshit and decide that all
> those activities including footbal, gambling, and prostitution should be
> illegal and marijuana should be legal.
>
> Case closed.
>

You think drinking, smoking, football, gambling, and prostitution should
be illegal?

Geez, the only thing between you and a Puritan is your stance on weed.


--
--------------
Peace,
Delta Nine

If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms this
long.
-Angela Bassett-Hound

There ought to be limits on freedom
-George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website making
fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free society,
political satire and criticism should be one of the most protected forms
of speech.

Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
- Strong Bad

Dem Feckers wrote:
|| "Delta Nine" <d_nineNO-SPAM@earthlink.net> wrote in message
|| news:SzEad.684$SZ5.96@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink .net...
||| Dem Feckers wrote:
|||
|||| "jim" <dingdong46@shaw.ca> wrote in message
|||| news:HXyad.73679$a41.21204@pd7tw2no...
||||
||||| funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than
||||| booze.
||||
|||| Besides
||||
||||| the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing
||||| wrong
||||
|||| with a
||||
||||| toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from you
||||
|||| either
||||
||||| Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
||||
||||
|||| hahaha real funny.
||||
|||| AA is loaded with government spies. They are not even real
|||| alcoholics. A bunch of homely people pushing jesus. And lets not
|||| forget the drug addicts who think that if you smoke pot they
|||| should be allowed to shoot heroin and smoke crack.
||||
||||
|||
||| Bit hypocritical, don't ya think? You bitch and moan about the
||| christian jew cop goverment not letting you smoke but then you think
||| that heroin and crack users shouldn't be allowed their drug of
||| choice. Smack, crack, and crank aren't for me but that doesn't mean
||| I think they should (legally) be treated any differently than such
||| dangerous addictive substances as alcohol and tobacco.
||
||
|| Whats hypocritical.
||
||
|| alcohol and tobacco kill.
|| So does herion cocaine and crack and speed.
|| All these should be illegal.
||
|| marijuana is harmless and should be made legal.

Harmless? USers sound like idiots when they speak.


||
|| Nothing hypocritical.
||
|| Ths is prudence, put the facts on a computer.
||
|| As long as a christian jew cop does not infect the program with its
|| bible crap the computer would sort out the bullshit and decide that
|| all those activities including footbal, gambling, and prostitution
|| should be illegal and marijuana should be legal.
||
|| Case closed.
||
|||
||| --
||| --------------
||| Peace,
||| Delta Nine
|||
||| If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms
||| this long.
||| -Angela Bassett-Hound
|||
||| There ought to be limits on freedom
||| -George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website
||| making fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free
||| society, political satire and criticism should be one of the most
||| protected forms of speech.
|||
||| Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
||| - Strong Bad

In <news:B0Jad.13431$Ia5.6677@edtnps89>,
dorsal said:

> Dem Feckers wrote:
>>> "Delta Nine" <d_nineNO-SPAM@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>>> news:SzEad.684$SZ5.96@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink .net...
>>>> Dem Feckers wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "jim" <dingdong46@shaw.ca> wrote in message
>>>>> news:HXyad.73679$a41.21204@pd7tw2no...
>>>>>
>>>>>> funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than
>>>>>> booze.
>>>>>
>>>>> Besides
>>>>>
>>>>>> the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing
>>>>>> wrong
>>>>>
>>>>> with a
>>>>>
>>>>>> toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from
>>>>>> you
>>>>>
>>>>> either
>>>>>
>>>>>> Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> hahaha real funny.
>>>>>
>>>>> AA is loaded with government spies. They are not even real
>>>>> alcoholics. A bunch of homely people pushing jesus. And lets not
>>>>> forget the drug addicts who think that if you smoke pot they
>>>>> should be allowed to shoot heroin and smoke crack.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bit hypocritical, don't ya think? You bitch and moan about the
>>>> christian jew cop goverment not letting you smoke but then you
>>>> think that heroin and crack users shouldn't be allowed their drug
>>>> of choice. Smack, crack, and crank aren't for me but that doesn't
>>>> mean I think they should (legally) be treated any differently than
>>>> such dangerous addictive substances as alcohol and tobacco.
>>>
>>>
>>> Whats hypocritical.
>>>
>>>
>>> alcohol and tobacco kill.
>>> So does herion cocaine and crack and speed.
>>> All these should be illegal.
>>>
>>> marijuana is harmless and should be made legal.
>
> Harmless? USers sound like idiots when they speak.

Do they, really?

It might be interesting to have you put some money behind this assertion.

Ever listen to John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Pierre Berton, Pierre Trudeau,
Buckminster Fuller, or David Suzuki? All of them brilliant and eloquent
speakers, despite being marijuana users.




>>> Nothing hypocritical.
>>>
>>> Ths is prudence, put the facts on a computer.
>>>
>>> As long as a christian jew cop does not infect the program with its
>>> bible crap the computer would sort out the bullshit and decide that
>>> all those activities including footbal, gambling, and prostitution
>>> should be illegal and marijuana should be legal.
>>>
>>> Case closed.
>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> --------------
>>>> Peace,
>>>> Delta Nine
>>>>
>>>> If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms
>>>> this long.
>>>> -Angela Bassett-Hound
>>>>
>>>> There ought to be limits on freedom
>>>> -George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website
>>>> making fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free
>>>> society, political satire and criticism should be one of the most
>>>> protected forms of speech.
>>>>
>>>> Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
>>>> - Strong Bad

"Michael" <muirhead@haidagwaii.net> wrote in message
news:2t15m5F1q9kklU1@uni-berlin.de...
> In <news:B0Jad.13431$Ia5.6677@edtnps89>,
> dorsal said:
>
> > Dem Feckers wrote:
> >>> "Delta Nine" <d_nineNO-SPAM@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> >>> news:SzEad.684$SZ5.96@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink .net...
> >>>> Dem Feckers wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> "jim" <dingdong46@shaw.ca> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:HXyad.73679$a41.21204@pd7tw2no...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> funny,we have lots of marijiwanna smokers in AA, better than
> >>>>>> booze.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Besides
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> the only requirement is a desire to stop drinking.I see nothing
> >>>>>> wrong
> >>>>>
> >>>>> with a
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> toke once in awhile, as long as I don't drink.No comments from
> >>>>>> you
> >>>>>
> >>>>> either
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Robert Mcgreggorrrrrrrrrrrr.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> hahaha real funny.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> AA is loaded with government spies. They are not even real
> >>>>> alcoholics. A bunch of homely people pushing jesus. And lets not
> >>>>> forget the drug addicts who think that if you smoke pot they
> >>>>> should be allowed to shoot heroin and smoke crack.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Bit hypocritical, don't ya think? You bitch and moan about the
> >>>> christian jew cop goverment not letting you smoke but then you
> >>>> think that heroin and crack users shouldn't be allowed their drug
> >>>> of choice. Smack, crack, and crank aren't for me but that doesn't
> >>>> mean I think they should (legally) be treated any differently
than
> >>>> such dangerous addictive substances as alcohol and tobacco.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Whats hypocritical.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> alcohol and tobacco kill.
> >>> So does herion cocaine and crack and speed.
> >>> All these should be illegal.
> >>>
> >>> marijuana is harmless and should be made legal.
> >
> > Harmless? USers sound like idiots when they speak.
>
> Do they, really?
>
> It might be interesting to have you put some money behind this
assertion.
>
> Ever listen to John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Pierre Berton, Pierre Trudeau,
> Buckminster Fuller, or David Suzuki? All of them brilliant and
eloquent
> speakers, despite being marijuana users.
>

My favorite is Montel Williams.
He ain't a nigger.
Bush is a nigger.

David M wrote:

Dave's not here, man...

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