God sure has a demented sense of humor. From 2004 Darwin Awards:

> Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his
> constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than
> a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
> finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of
> poop!

> Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
> ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on
> him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked
> Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and
> lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on
> top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik
> Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at
> least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he
> suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that "
> happens."

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On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 20:24:44 GMT, rosie read and post
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> http://www.bettybowers.com/payback.html

Ha. Anne Coulter as a horseman of the apocalypse - too funny.

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