An Irish golfer hit a bad hook into the woods. Looking for the ball,
he discovered a Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head,
and the golfer's ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer took his water bottle from his belt and poured
it over the little guy, reviving him.

"Arrgh! Wha happened?" the leprechaun says. "Oh, I see. Waal, ye got
me fair and square. Ye get three wishes. Whaddya want?"

"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't
want anything. I'm glad you're okay, and I apologize. I didn't mean
to hit you." And the golfer walks off.

"What a nice guy," the leprechaun says to himself. "But it wasfair
and square that he got me, and I have to do something for him. I'll
give him three things I would want...a great golf game, all the money
he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."

A year goes by and the golfer is back, hits another bad ball in the
woods and finds the leprechaun waiting for him. 'Twas me that made ye
hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I wanted to ask ye, how's
yer golf game?"

"That's the first bad ball I've hit in a year! I'm a famous
international golfer now," the golfer answers. "By the way, it's good
to see you're all right."

"Oh, I'm fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game. And tell
me, how's yer money!?"

"Why, I win fortunes in golf. But, if I need cash, I just reach in my
pocket and pull out $100 bills all day long."

"I did that fer ye. And how's yer sex life?"

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says
shyly, "Errr, all right, I suppose." "C'mon, c'mon now. I'm wanting
to know if did a good job.

How many times a day?"

Blushing even more, the golfer whispers, "Once...sometimes twice a
week."

"What!" says the leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Once or twice a
week?"

Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not too bad for a Catholic
priest in a small parish."

Where's the alcohol?

"John" <jvargo@crosslink.net> wrote in message
news:2386290e.0404221258.1c5cf9a6@posting.google.c om...
> Where's the alcohol?

Have you bothered to check @ alt.drunken.bastards ?

HTH

Bob