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From THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY ((C)1911 Released April 15 1993) [devils]:

DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising
Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many
other goodly sons and daughters.

All hail, Delusion! Were it not for thee
The world turned topsy-turvy we should see;
For Vice, respectable with cleanly fancies,
Would fly abandoned Virtue's gross advances.
Mumfrey Mappe


DESTINY, n. A tyrant's authority for crime and fool's excuse for
failure.


DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of the disease by the patient's
pulse and purse.


DICTIONARY, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth
of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary,
however, is a most useful work.


DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.


DISABUSE, v.t. The present your neighbor with another and better
error than the one which he has deemed it advantageous to embrace.


DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.


DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to the reconciliation of two
enemies. Great skill is necessary to its satisfactory observance; if
awkwardly performed the most unexpected and deplorable consequences
sometimes ensue. A long time ago a man lost his life in a duel.


DULLARD, n. A member of the reigning dynasty in letters and life.
The Dullards came in with Adam, and being both numerous and sturdy
have overrun the habitable world. The secret of their power is their
insensibility to blows; tickle them with a bludgeon and they laugh
with a platitude. The Dullards came originally from Boeotia, whence
they were driven by stress of starvation, their dullness having
blighted the crops. For some centuries they infested Philistia, and
many of them are called Philistines to this day. In the turbulent
times of the Crusades they withdrew thence and gradually overspread
all Europe, occupying most of the high places in politics, art,
literature, science and theology. Since a detachment of Dullards came
over with the Pilgrims in the _Mayflower_ and made a favorable report
of the country, their increase by birth, immigration, and conversion
has been rapid and steady. According to the most trustworthy
statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but
little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians. The
intellectual centre of the race is somewhere about Peoria, Illinois,
but the New England Dullard is the most shockingly moral.


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From: "Pseudodictionary"

damnaged - that which is not only damaged, but is damaged beyond repair.
Generally used to describe something in writing. e.g., This has been
damnaged.


deafinition - A perceived meaning of a word, without regard for its true
meaning.
e.g., According to his deafinition, "penultimate" means final since he
always referred to the last of anything as the "penultimate."


debute - a combination of debate and dispute together.
e.g., While in a deep discussion with a friend I yelled,"That's it, I'm
not going to debute this with you anymore!"


demonstraction - demo with flashy presentation style that masks product
shortcomings
e.g., The input was so cool, we forgot to ask where the data went in
that demonstraction!


discussment - A heated discussion that borders on being an argument.
e.g., They're having a heated discussment about politics.


deificate - To shovel your particular brand of religious b.s. upon a
disinterested party.
e.g., Look, I'm glad you've found Jesus and all, but don't deificate on
me now!


derogonym - A derogatory variation of a name, often applied to company
names.
e.g., When you register your domain name, be sure to also register the
derogonym. That's why Microsucks is unavailable--Microsoft took it


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