ScottyFLL wrote:

> I have been thinking about this for years and i think i am ready to
> propose an alternative to conventional aa. The meeting place will
> be set up like a church, complete with pews, an altar, and stained
> glass windows with pictures of Bill Wilson, the founder of aa. The
> chairperson will be the clergy and the big book will be our Bible.
>
> I propose to shorten the 12 steps to 10, in line with the ten
> commandments. We will meet on Saturday nights, which is in
> line with the Jewish Sabbath. The chairperson will be known as
> 'Brother Recoverer' and instead of serving coffee, we shall serve
> grape juice, symbolizing the sacrificial wine that we cannot
> drink.

I'll come to your church just for the grape juice!