On Feb 20, 3:33 pm, Tex <twizz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:35:29 -0800 (PST), freedumb
>
> <free_du...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >You are looked down if you have to go to the bathroom during a
> >meeting.
>
> Just sit there and shit your pants....next time. Then you'll be
> cheered whenever you go to the bathroom during a meeting from then on.

Funny you should mention that. I know what "freedumb"
means. I too had a bad experience at a meeting. I had
the flu and also had a terrible case of explosive diarrhea
that i picked up from eating at the local Mexican greasy
spoon. I asked to be excused and the chairperson gave
me a stern look that i assumed was a definate *no*
I took my seat but within 2 or 3 minutes i was clinching
my ass cheeks together to avoid a flood. Finally i realized
it was hopeless and stood up, yanked my pants down,
bent over and i let a high pitched fart as Niagara Falls
spewed out of my ass. It stopped the Chairperson in
mid sentence. I mean what else could i do besides
shit my pants? They asked my not to come back so
i said fuck em and went and bought a fifth of liquor.