On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:07:06 -0800, Tim Bruening
<tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

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>reelectbush08@campaignheadquarters.org wrote:
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>> George W. Bush has discovered a loophole in the US Constitution, which
>> will allow him as many as three more terms in office. Because of this
>> recent discovery, Bush is launching his campaign for re-election,
>> immediately.
>>
>> Lets not change all the good we have in America under the Bush
>> administration. We are all presently living the best life possible in
>> America. Unemployment and poverty are the lowest in history, the
>> economy has never been this good, we have a fuel surplus, and it gets
>> cheaper every day. Food is bountiful, health care is readily
>> available and affordable for every US citizen, wages are rising
>> rapidly, crime is rapidly declining, world peace is right around the
>> corner, terrorism has been crushed worldwide, more people are
>> attending church than ever in history, and people have never been this
>> content, satisfied and have as many luxuries or wealth as they do at
>> the moment. America is truely the land of the free and we all have
>> the best of the best in the world.
>>
>> All of these marvels are directly due to president George W. Bush and
>> Vice President Dick Cheney. Lets re-elect the men that saved America.
>> Re-elect George W. Bush and Dick Cheney in 08.
>>
>> Re-elect George W. Bush in 2008, 2012, and 2016 !!!!
>>
>> Lets keep America Strong for our future and the future of our
>> Children! Keep the American dream alive.
>>
>> This message brought to you courtesy of the Re-elect Bush 08 campaign.
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>Is this message inspired by the fact that George W Bush was once an
>alcoholic, but quit in 1986 after a drunken 40th birthday party?

George Bush quit because his daddy told him he wouldn't let him be
president if he didn't.