reelectbush08@campaignheadquarters.org wrote:

> George W. Bush has discovered a loophole in the US Constitution, which
> will allow him as many as three more terms in office. Because of this
> recent discovery, Bush is launching his campaign for re-election,
> immediately.
>
> Lets not change all the good we have in America under the Bush
> administration. We are all presently living the best life possible in
> America. Unemployment and poverty are the lowest in history, the
> economy has never been this good, we have a fuel surplus, and it gets
> cheaper every day. Food is bountiful, health care is readily
> available and affordable for every US citizen, wages are rising
> rapidly, crime is rapidly declining, world peace is right around the
> corner, terrorism has been crushed worldwide, more people are
> attending church than ever in history, and people have never been this
> content, satisfied and have as many luxuries or wealth as they do at
> the moment. America is truely the land of the free and we all have
> the best of the best in the world.
>
> All of these marvels are directly due to president George W. Bush and
> Vice President Dick Cheney. Lets re-elect the men that saved America.
> Re-elect George W. Bush and Dick Cheney in 08.
>
> Re-elect George W. Bush in 2008, 2012, and 2016 !!!!
>
> Lets keep America Strong for our future and the future of our
> Children! Keep the American dream alive.
>
> This message brought to you courtesy of the Re-elect Bush 08 campaign.

Is this message inspired by the fact that George W Bush was once an
alcoholic, but quit in 1986 after a drunken 40th birthday party?