> > > > > Oh, about the "getting caught"? As a former career
> > > > > criminal, I can tell you, "don't do the time if
> > > > > you can't do the crime!" And that's the name of
> > > > > That tune.
> > > >
> > > > Hey Scott.. you've done some time havn't you???
> > > > I'm probably facing around around a year for fraud maybe 6
months...
> > maybe
> > > > 2 years I don't know..
> > > > What'a the best way to get through Jail?? Will I get fucked up the
> > arse???
> > > > Will I be robbed for telephone cards?? or is that just TV??
> > > >
> > > > Thomas
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Well; Thomas.. "will I get assfucked?" You know, that's
> > > a very common and --actually-- very realistic concern!
> > > If you're serious and not joking around; I can tell
> > > you this and probably a few other things you need to know.
> > > Stay out of other people's business, make friends fast,
> > > do your time don't let the time you do, and don't let
> > > anybody push you around. But, actually, it will involve
> > > a lot of boring shit, like, trustee work and watching
> > > TV and sleeping. It's just another part of society. People
> > > in prison are the same as everyone you'd normally run
> > > into in every day existence. Only difference is, the
> > > people that you run into in prison are people who
> > > like to rape, pillage and steal. Self defense lessons next!
> >
> > 1: how the fuck do you make friends???
>
> Do them favours. just kidding! If you're
> an alcoholic, you won't have trouble finding
> friends. And some of them can brew some pretty
> decent swill! Prison is like warfare. You make
> friends with the guards and cellmates. Don't
> associate with the homosexuals. Just stay out
> of trouble! Doing time isn't the end of the world.
> It actually might do you some good! There are millions
> of resources out there for the inmate. I live in a
> country where a high percentage of the citizens have,
> are, or will be doing time. AA is available in
> prisons, so is a tremendous amount of reading
> material. Books will keep you from going insane.
> Exercise CONSTANTLY, even starting before you
> go in.
>
> > 2: How the fuck do you stop people pushing you around??
>
> Kick their asses!
>
> > 3. If I do get sentenced, what is the best way to make the most of my
> > time....? ie: get some more education??
> > also I'm degree educated... I have a slight 'posh' voice... how will
that go
> > down??? Should I just act thick???
> >
> Keep to yourself.

I just really feel like I've hit rock bottom..
I will lose my job..
I will lose my wife once she finds out about this
I am facing some time in the nick
3 Years ago I was a succesful 28 year old earning GBP 30000 a year and a
homeowner... which I will lose now..

Correction I really have hit rock bottom.
My little scams with HM Customs and Excise to pay for my booze have really
payed off now