> > > Oh, about the "getting caught"? As a former career
> > > criminal, I can tell you, "don't do the time if
> > > you can't do the crime!" And that's the name of
> > > That tune.
> >
> > Hey Scott.. you've done some time havn't you???
> > I'm probably facing around around a year for fraud maybe 6 months...
maybe
> > 2 years I don't know..
> > What'a the best way to get through Jail?? Will I get fucked up the
arse???
> > Will I be robbed for telephone cards?? or is that just TV??
> >
> > Thomas
> >
> >
> >
> Well; Thomas.. "will I get assfucked?" You know, that's
> a very common and --actually-- very realistic concern!
> If you're serious and not joking around; I can tell
> you this and probably a few other things you need to know.
> Stay out of other people's business, make friends fast,
> do your time don't let the time you do, and don't let
> anybody push you around. But, actually, it will involve
> a lot of boring shit, like, trustee work and watching
> TV and sleeping. It's just another part of society. People
> in prison are the same as everyone you'd normally run
> into in every day existence. Only difference is, the
> people that you run into in prison are people who
> like to rape, pillage and steal. Self defense lessons next!

1: how the fuck do you make friends???
2: How the fuck do you stop people pushing you around??
3. If I do get sentenced, what is the best way to make the most of my
time....? ie: get some more education??
also I'm degree educated... I have a slight 'posh' voice... how will that go
down??? Should I just act thick???

Thomas