In article <3am4taF68d65eU1@individual.net>, ted_maul_is_god@yahoo.co.uk
says...
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> > Oh, about the "getting caught"? As a former career
> > criminal, I can tell you, "don't do the time if
> > you can't do the crime!" And that's the name of
> > That tune.
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> Hey Scott.. you've done some time havn't you???
> I'm probably facing around around a year for fraud maybe 6 months... maybe
> 2 years I don't know..
> What'a the best way to get through Jail?? Will I get fucked up the arse???
> Will I be robbed for telephone cards?? or is that just TV??
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> Thomas
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Well; Thomas.. "will I get assfucked?" You know, that's
a very common and --actually-- very realistic concern!
If you're serious and not joking around; I can tell
you this and probably a few other things you need to know.
Stay out of other people's business, make friends fast,
do your time don't let the time you do, and don't let
anybody push you around. But, actually, it will involve
a lot of boring shit, like, trustee work and watching
TV and sleeping. It's just another part of society. People
in prison are the same as everyone you'd normally run
into in every day existence. Only difference is, the
people that you run into in prison are people who
like to rape, pillage and steal. Self defense lessons next!
--
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