On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 05:59:05 GMT, Delta Nine
<d_nineNO-SPAM@earthlink.net> wrote:

>Holy Molee wrote:
>> Marijuana junkies are dangerous people. I saw one the other day and his
>> fingers were opening and closing when he talked then he would get
>> excited and his eyes grew wild like wow man and he said he had to get
>> his fix. His lips were dry and calloused and he often licked his chops
>> looking for an elderly perosn to jump and rob. Those squeaky giggles you
>> can hear when they are planning their schemes to steal car batteries or
>> your hub caps so they can buy thier fixes. Yes that is right we do not
>> need those marijuana junkies at our meetings. Only respectable
>> alcoholics can come to our meetings. That is why we have CLOSED
>> meetings. We do not need to hear their problems. Who cares.
>> If I had to hear those problems I would be back to throwing up after
>> blowing the dog while drinking a gallon of Blue Nun.
>> I can only pray to the Lord Jesus H Christ and Father Martin that we can
>> stay sober without having pot junkies stealing our collection baskets to
>> buy their joint fixes.
>>
>> Our Father who fart in heaven.
>>
>>
>>
>
>For the satire, I give you a C. You did make me chuckle at least but
>it's still just a half-assed ripoff from the "KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND!"
>routine in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. For the trolling, I'll be
>generous and give you a D. It's pretty lame but then again I've seen worse.
>

I totally agree. He should've at least run it through the latest
tRoLlMaStR software (release 9 I believe) that would've have generated
the random misspellings, whacky capitalizations and weird punctuation
that would at least put this in the ballpark of trollworthiness.

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>Peace,
>Delta Nine
>
>If God didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms this
>long.
>-Angela Bassett-Hound
>
>There ought to be limits on freedom
>-George W. Bush, 1999 in response to political satire (a website making
>fun of him). Now, call me crazy but I think that in a free society,
>political satire and criticism should be one of the most protected forms
>of speech.
>
>Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?
>- Strong Bad